Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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