I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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