was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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