You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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