He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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