you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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