Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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