it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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