he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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