clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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