How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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