you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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