Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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