For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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