As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
