WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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