you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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