he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wish you could order shots online.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
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Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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