Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
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