Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
My penis needs a shock collar
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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