Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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