on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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