I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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