Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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