you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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