Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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