My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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