and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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