I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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