bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Will exercising make me less horny?
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