i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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