She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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