i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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