would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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