we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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