that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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