i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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