I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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