How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
As shirtless as possible
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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