Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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