You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Randomize
