Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
