So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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