I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
My vagina is officially offended.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
