fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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