It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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