I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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