2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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