dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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