I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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