Hey man sorry I got all grabby
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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