we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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