i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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