Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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