So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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