I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
