in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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