You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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