I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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