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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I think people are normalizing furries
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
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