God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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