nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
